A series of Kelsey quotes as she “studies” for her midterm tomorrow
Me: Man, you chugged that hot chocolate.
Roommate: I know, now my belly feels so warm. I think I must have had like 300 mL.
Roommate: Did you scream in the middle of the night last night?
Me: No, not that I know of?
Roommate: Okay well actually you did and it sounded like this (proceeds to demonstrate)
Roommate: (while caressing face with washcloth) The Coriolis Effect, the Coriolis Effect, I haven’t plucked my eyebrows in TWO days, I can’t TAKE this anymore! I’m quitting school. I will travel the world. My parents would kill me. I would kill my future self. What, no my future self would kill me. What do I wear tomorrow? What do people wear? I don’t care. Do you care? What was I going to do? I can’t remember so I think I’ll just sit here and think about it.
I am perpetually entertained in this room.
